Here are some frequently asked questions I’ve received on my blog:
Q: Who are you? What do you want? Do you have anything worth living for?
A: (Babylon 5 reference. Couldn’t help myself.)
Q: So what happens now? Where am I going to?
A: Don’t ask anymore. (Evita quote. Little more obscure.)
Q: What is your quest?
A: I seek the Grail. (Monty Python reference. You may be starting to sense a theme)
Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: I don’t know that. (You may be starting to sense a theme.)
Q: Why aren’t any of these FAQ real?
A: Because this is the first post of my blog. No one on the internet has asked me anything yet. I have nothing but several decades worth of movie quotes in my head.